fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
So I just had a guy at my house and I asked him if he wanted my wifi password and he said no I just wanna spend time with you
if this isn’t love then I don’t know what is
You over wifi. YOU OVER WIFI. JUMP ON THAT GUY NOW.
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when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole